THE LITTLE SKUNK Anonymous

I stuck my head in a little skunk's hole,
And the little skunk said,
"Well, bless my soul--take it out!
Take it out! Take it out, remove it!"

I didn't remove it,
And the little skunk said,
"If you don't take it out,
You'll wish you had--take it out!
Take it out!"
Pee-yew--I removed it!